{"id":1243,"date":"2018-03-07T01:03:24","date_gmt":"2018-03-07T00:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/livre.philhotherapie.com\/?p=1243"},"modified":"2018-03-07T01:03:24","modified_gmt":"2018-03-07T00:03:24","slug":"jour-de-lan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livre.philhotherapie.com\/jour-de-lan\/","title":{"rendered":"Jour de l&rsquo;an !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est l\u2019histoire d\u2019un vieux couple, mari\u00e9 depuis 45 ans. Ils vivent paisiblement dans un coin paum\u00e9 du centre de la France.<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019homme appelle son fils qui vit \u00e0 Marseille et lui dit :<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Je suis d\u00e9sol\u00e9 de te g\u00e2cher ta journ\u00e9e, mais je dois te dire que ta m\u00e8re et moi, on a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de divorcer, 45 ann\u00e9es comme \u00e7a c\u2019est assez !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mais qu\u2019est-ce que tu racontes papa !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nous ne pouvons plus rester ensemble plus longtemps, nous ne nous supportons plus et je ne veux pas en discuter davantage, je suis \u00e0 bout, alors appelle ta s\u0153ur qui vit \u00e0 Paris et annonce lui la nouvelle !<\/p>\n<p>Et le vieil homme raccroche.<\/p>\n<p>Le fils reste abasourdi et appelle sa s\u0153ur qui explose au t\u00e9l\u00e9phone :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Ce n\u2019est pas possible qu\u2019ils divorcent comme \u00e7a, je vais m\u2019occuper de \u00e7a !\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Elle appelle son p\u00e8re imm\u00e9diatement, en hurlant dans le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Tu ne vas pas divorcer comme \u00e7a, attends jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que j\u2019arrive. Je vais appeler mon fr\u00e8re et nous serons chez toi d\u00e8s demain matin !<\/p>\n<p>Jusque l\u00e0, ne fais rien, ne bouge pas, TU M\u2019AS COMPRISE ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Et elle raccroche.<\/p>\n<p>Le vieil homme raccroche lui aussi et se tourne en souriant vers sa femme :<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Et voil\u00e0, \u00e7a a march\u00e9 ma ch\u00e9rie, nous aurons les enfants avec nous pour le jour de l\u2019an et en plus ce sont eux qui payent leur voyage\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est l\u2019histoire d\u2019un vieux couple, mari\u00e9 depuis 45 ans. Ils vivent paisiblement dans un coin paum\u00e9 du centre de la France. 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