{"id":1237,"date":"2018-03-07T00:31:43","date_gmt":"2018-03-06T23:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/livre.philhotherapie.com\/?p=1237"},"modified":"2018-03-07T00:31:43","modified_gmt":"2018-03-06T23:31:43","slug":"la-retraite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/livre.philhotherapie.com\/la-retraite\/","title":{"rendered":"La retraite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Les gens qui travaillent demandent souvent aux retrait\u00e9s \u00e0 quoi ils occupent leurs journ\u00e9es.<\/p>\n<p>Et bien par exemple, un jour de la semaine derni\u00e8re, ma femme et moi sommes all\u00e9s en ville. Nous n\u2019\u00e9tions pas depuis cinq minutes dans une boutique, qu\u2019en sortant, il y avait une contractuelle en train d\u2019\u00e9crire son PV.<\/p>\n<p>On s\u2019approche et je lui dis : \u00ab\u00a0Alors, p\u00e9tasse, tu peux pas un peu foutre la paix aux retrait\u00e9s ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Elle fait semblant de pas entendre et continue \u00e0 griffonner.<\/p>\n<p>Je la traite de sous-auxiliaire, de mille noms d\u2019oiseaux\u2026 Elle me regarde d\u2019un \u0153il rond stup\u00e9fait et commence \u00e0 r\u00e9diger un deuxi\u00e8me PV, pour pneus lisses.<\/p>\n<p>Alors ma femme rench\u00e9rit, encore plus inventive que moi-m\u00eame. Elle glisse son second PV sous l\u2019essuie-glace avec le premier, et elle en d\u00e9marre un troisi\u00e8me.<\/p>\n<p>Nous avons tenu dix minutes ; plus on l\u2019injuriait et plus elle \u00e9crivait de PV.<\/p>\n<p>Nous, on s\u2019en foutait, on \u00e9tait venus en bus !<\/p>\n<p>A la retraite, on essaie de rigoler un peu tous les jours : c\u2019est important, \u00e0 notre \u00e2ge !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les gens qui travaillent demandent souvent aux retrait\u00e9s \u00e0 quoi ils occupent leurs journ\u00e9es. Et bien par exemple, un jour de la semaine derni\u00e8re, ma femme et moi sommes all\u00e9s en ville. Nous n\u2019\u00e9tions pas depuis cinq minutes dans une boutique, qu\u2019en sortant, il y avait une contractuelle en train d\u2019\u00e9crire son PV. 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